Things your Mom Always Said!

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A generation of Mothers comes and goes, but without their knowing it, they get to use several phrases in common or say similar things often as they raise their kids.

Well, let me speak for myself. I have found myself saying things i heard from my mother many many years back, and they were things i thought i would never say to my kids.
Here are some of them ……
What more can you add to this list?  I will like to hear them…….
  1. No running in the house
  2. Stop picking on it, it won’t heal
  3. You don’t know where to keep it, keep it on my head
  4. Wait till your daddy gets home
  5. Eat your food, many kids don’t even have to eat
  6. Wait until you have children of your own.
  7. You’d argue with a signpost.
  8. You’d forget your head if it wasn’t attached
  9. That’s the pot calling the kettle black.
  10. Hear the sirens? They’re coming to get you.
  11. You can’t always get what you want.
  12. Don’t look at me with those eyes.
  13. I didn’t call you, or do you want me to call you
  14. Are you deaf or something?
  15. Are you lying to me?
  16. Don’t ask me WHY. The answer is NO.
  17. You are bored, right?…go clean the dishes
  18. How many times did I call you?
  19. Do these kids not ever stay in their house?
  20. I don’t have your time
  21. Am I talking to a statue?
  22. Don’t sit too close to the television, it’ll spoil your eyes
  23. Don’t talk with your mouth full!
  24. Don’t walk away when I’m talking to you!
  25. Eat your vegetables, they’re good for you.
  26. I don’t care who started it, I said stop!
  27. I said close the door, I did not say bang it.
  28. I would have never talked to my mother like that!
  29. If I catch you doing that one more time, I’ll skin you alive
  30. Pick that up before somebody trips on it and breaks their head!
  31. Raise your feet while walking.
  32. Shut your mouth and eat.
  33. Someone is going to end up crying.
  34. If I want your opinion I’ll ask for it!
  35. Don’t eat like a dog, clear your plate
  36. I didn’t beat you oh and you are crying….that is after spanking the child already
  37. Oh, you are looking for your pencil, I saw it on the expressway, crossing the road
  38. I’ll treat you like an adult when you start acting like one.
  39. I’ve had it up to here with you.
  40. Leave your sister (brother) alone!
  41. Watch your language!
  42. When I was your age…
  43. When I was in school, I always came tops
  44. When you have kids of your own you’ll understand.
  45. Why? ….. Because I SAID so, that’s why!
  46. Why? Z
  47. You are getting on my last nerve.
  48. Eat it, you will like it!
  49. Your father is going to hear about this when he gets home!
  50. You’re the oldest. You should know better.
  51. If you’re too sick to go to do chores, then you’re too sick to play outside.
  52. I’m not going to ask you again.
  53. What part of NO don’t you understand?
  54. When you have your own house then you can make the rules!
  55. Where do YOU think you’re going?
  56. Mum, that’s not fair… Life isn’t fair.
  57. Money does NOT grow on trees.
  58. Don’t talk back at me
  59. Nobody asked you.
  60. Over my dead body!
  61. There’s enough dirt in those ears to grow potatoes!
  62. Watch your mouth!
  63. What did I say the FIRST time?
  64. You can’t start the day on an empty stomach.
  65. You don’t always get what you want.
  66. It’s a hard lesson, but you might as well learn it now.
  67. You kids are trying to drive me crazy!
  68. I’m doing this for your own good.
  69. Someone is going to end up crying.
  70. You will not kill me!

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